Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Treep!

We're going on a trip and I'm bringing:

Adventure
Bikini
Chacos
Dictionary
Europe guide book
Floss
Glasses
Hullabaloo
Imperial blue scarf
Jacket
Kleenex
Lotion
Motion
Nap-time (jet lag)
Optimism
Passport
Questions
Risk
Skirts, shirts, sandals, shorts, shampoo, solution (contacts), so many S's!!
Train tickets
Umbrella
Vibrance
Washing machine soap
X-citement (X is hard!!)
Yahoo's
Zip-loc's

Let's play a game. I'll post one picture and a blurb every day, starting tomorrow, and you can guess where we are (those who know, don't spoil the fun). There are a few clues in the above list.
Happy hunting!

The Sweatshirt

I wore it EVERY DAY

I am not kidding

Every day of sophomore year.

And the worst part was that it dubbed me a nerd.
Have you ever heard of MESA? Math, Engineering, and Science Association. And it had that super nerdy nerd symbol on it:
I cringe

Don't get me wrong, I'm a nerd no doubt.

I embrace my nerdiness and always have tried to. But the thing about being nerdy and proud of it is that you kinda have to have some coolness factor mixed in. This I did not posses in high school, unfortunately, so I just came across as a socially awkward person who was also really bad at dressing herself.

I think it was a comfort item. Like how a toddler carries around a blanket or stuffed animal until their mom takes it away and then they scream and cry and then mom gives it back (let's be honest); yeah, like that. I don't remember my mother trying to convince me to wear something else, but maybe she had just given up by then.

Did you have a something, a comfort item, that you would wear every day?

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

So there's this song that I've been trying to remember for the past few days.
I had a few words here and there and a general concept of what the song was about, which is a pretty good jumping off point if you can find someone who knows the song, which I couldn't.

I knew it was a song that my mom used to listen to but I wasn't desperate enough to call her up and ask her, yet. 

So I just let it keep tickling my brain and the tip of my tongue for a week or so, and I kept getting more memories of it. So by this morning, while speaking with my Giver-of-Life, I was able to come up with some facts about it.
1. It talks about cornbread 
2. There's something about listening to a preacher
2. It was an old 80's song (because that's pretty much what my mom used to listen to)

So of course I'm imagining like Talking Heads, Depeche Mode, 10,000 Maniacs 80's (again, because that's what my mom listened to)

Here's the song.
Just take a listen.



So, not that kind of 80's. 
Really it's more of a 50's gospel song.
But can't we all relate?
You're sitting in church and the people keep talking and talking and you're just like "Please let me go home, I'm so hungry!!!"
So anyway, good song. 

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Ruffle Sailor Skirt

Check out this super cute skirt I made! 



It's really cute and really comfortable so that makes it perfect for me considering pajamas are my wardrobe of choice. I really pulled out all the stops for these pictures. I even did my hurr so that's a plus. 



Now y'all probably think I'm lazy, and you're right, so that should be motivation enough to go out and buy your fabric for this skirt. Cause it must be at least a little easy.

You're going to need a yard of whatever fabric you decide to make the underskirt with. I chose a really thin, white, jersey knit that is also really soft and comfy. If you prefer the feeling of raw, chafed skin, though, you should probably go with something like wool. Or cow hair. Just saying. Moving on.

You will also need a half a yard of each of your 3 colors should you choose to do the stripes. Most jersey knit fabric comes in 60" width, which is pretty necessary for this project, so try to get that. If you choose to do just one color, you'll need a yard and a half of the one fabric. 
You'll also need a length of elastic for the waste band.
Oh and coordinating threads for your fabrics.
Umm what else... I guess you'll probably need a sewing machine though you could do it by hand.

Ok let's get started. 
1. Take your measurements. 
Measure your waist or where you want your skirt to sit, and divide by 2: we'll call this length W
Measure your hips around the widest part of your ghetto booty, and divide by 2: we'll call this length H
Measure the length from H to W: we'll call this L
Measure the length from H to where you want your skirt to hit on your legs, then minus 4" from it: We'll call this Q (cause it's my favorite letter, that's why)

I don't have any pictures of this next part, but it's pretty easy. 

2. Make your underskirt/liner
Lay out your chosen fabric/hide so that it is 2 layers thick.
On the top edge make 2 marks that are W length apart.
(Here's the hard math part) Ok so subtract W from H and divide by 2. This is the length that you need to measure out from each W mark. Your 2 new marks should be H length apart. Redo if necessary.
Draw a straight line down from each H mark about 12". 
Connect each W mark to the closest line with a length that is H.
It should look like this so far:


(I hope that was clear)
Measure straight down from each intersection and make another mark at Q length.
Ensure that both Q marks are also H length apart. Redo if necessary
By now it will look like this


Cut this out and sew all the way along the long edges. 
And that is your simple pencil skirt. Hooray! We made it.

3. Cut out the ruffles
Depending on the length of the skirt, you'll need about 2 full length ruffles of each color, or 6 ruffles total. You'll also need about 2 small ruffles to fill in the bottom
Lay out your fabric so it is 1 layer thick.
Cut each ruffle 5" wide from selvage to selvage, or about 60" long. Then cut off the selvages. 
Sew long, loose basting stitches in the top of each strip using a contrasting color thread. 
Leave both ends loose so you can gather from each end. It's important to only gather half from each end, like this:


4. Mark your skirt.
Lay the skirt out flat so that the seams are flat on each side. 
Measure and mark the left side of the skirt every 4".
Measure and mark the right side of the skirt ever 3".
Note: if you want more dramatic diagonals, mark the right side every 2". You'll have to account for this by adding more filler ruffles at the end.

5. Sew on the ruffles.

a) Lay out and pin:
Keep your skirt laid out flat. 
Pin one end of the ruffle right at the first mark down on the right side.
Pin the middle of the ruffle right at the first mark down on the left side.
Gather and adjust until the ruffle lays flat on the skirt, then pin in place.
Flip the whole skirt over and do the same with the other side.


When you get to the other end of the ruffle, pin it slightly above the first side, like this:


It doesn't have to be exact because you mostly won't see it when it's done.

b) Sew on the ruffle:
Using a larger (4mm) zigzag stitch (this is pretty important), sew the ruffle to the skirt.
Switch to a regular straight stitch when back-stitching; I find this works better for me.

c) Remove basting thread:
Unpick the thread you used to gather the ruffle. You'll have to dodge the zigzag stitch, which is why it's helpful to use a bigger stitch.
This is important because now your ruffles will stretch with the skirt and make it even more comfy :)


I chose to do one color at a time so I wouldn't have to change out my thread so often.


Continue to pin and sew, lifting up layers as you go. 
Getting the ruffles to lay flat on the underskirt gets harder as you go; just pay close attention and you'll work it out. I have faith in you.


When you get done with all your long layers, you're going to have this triangle of underskirt sticking out. We're gonna cover this with 2 more layers. 
If you're striping, figure out which color needs to come next. 
Cut a 5" wide and 12" long strip of this color.
Cut a 5" wide and 24" long strip of the next color.
Note: You should double check these lengths; they should be twice as long as they need to be for the gathering. 
Sew the bottom one on first, pinning the middle about 2" up from the bottom, and the edges right at the previous ruffle, like this:


Do the same with the next layer, making the middle 3" up from the last layer.

6. Sew in the elastic. 
Cut a length of elastic that is W minus an inch. 
Sew this together like this:


Make a casing for your elastic; the width should be 2 times the width of the elastic plus another inch, and the length should be W. 
Sew the elastic into the casing using a 1/4" seam allowance
Place right sides together of the skirt and the elastic casing and sew together using a 1/2" seam allowance.
What should happen is you leave your original seam from sewing the elastic into its casing out of the second seam (attaching it to the skirt) so you can cut if off when your are done.
Which is now!
You're done!!
Hooray!!!


Aren't you just so cute in your new skirt?


Oh and you can use leftover scraps to make super cute headbands or ribbons or bows or something like that.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

What is this?

Sometimes I like to participate in this produce co-op thing called Bountiful Baskets. There isn't a branch of it here in northern Nevada, so I only do it when we know we're going to be in Salt Lake for the weekend. The great thing about the co-op is you have no idea what you're getting. You just show up and load a bunch of produce into your basket and take it home. 

A few weekends ago I got, in my basket, what appeared to be a honeydew. I mean, I was SURE it was a honeydew, it looked exactly like one. So I brought it home and I was like "Look, hubby, a honeydew!" and he was like "Oh yum! I love those." So we decided to cut into right away. 

Imagine my surprise (seriously, imagine) when I opened it up and it looked like a cantaloupe! I was seriously confused for like 30 seconds which, when you think about it, is actually quite a long time. 


So, it tasted like a mix between a cantaloupe and a honeydew. But what to call it?
Cante-do? Honey-loupe?
Turns out it is called a Temptation Melon (what a great name, right?) But it is not to be confused with the Galia, which is also a cantaloupe-honeydew cross, but has green innards, not orange ones. 


You've learned something new today. Don't you feel smarter?

The Perfect Fix for Chipped Polish

Don't you just hate it when your nail polish chips after like a day and a half? And, even though it's just the tips that have chipped, you still have to take it ALL off and do ALL your nails over again because it's practically impossible to fix a chip (or it just takes way more talent than I possess). But really, there's a part of you that's kinda ok with it because you were already kinda bored of your nails, anyway. And then when your husband sees you painting them and he's like "you painted your nails yesterday!!" all incredulous-like. And you're like "it was two days ago!! So there!" 
Don't you just hate that?

Anyway, I've found the perfect fix. Well, it's my favorite fix, anyway. 
I call it the way-to-fix-chipped-nail-polish-after-like-a-day-and-a-half method. 
I just paint the tips a different color.
(pardon the really terrible pictures)


Do you remember on Pinterest seeing all those tutorials for color-blocked nails (you know, the ones where you put tape on part of your nail to cover it up while you paint the other part)? Well it turns out it works really well.  


My Tips (pun intended, lol): 
1. Use the "satin finish" tape, not the perfectly clear stuff; this is because it doesn't stick quite as well
2. Try to use a color that is darker than the one you already have on, it will help cover the chips better. If you're already wearing a dark color, then... um... wing it
3. It's not going to look perfect (unfortunately) but it will stop the scornful looks from that co-worker who thinks chipped nail polish is "VERY unprofessional" and that's why she doesn't wear any in the first place and you really shouldn't either unless you intend on keeping it up
4. If you'd like a more in depth tutorial, go here for the tape method. 

Have fun!