Aaargh, Maties! I Be Sick!

Ahoy there ye landlubbers! What ye be starin' at?? This ol' pirate has come down with the scurvy now, and it don't be lookin' good. We've sailed into the eye of the storm but there's more yet, you bet yer beer-swaggling boots! 'Tis another fortnight and a half till be we spottin' land.

Avast! This here neglected piece of black magic (blog) has been givin' me the grog and right smartly so. We be swabbin' the decks from sun up till sun down and be gettin' nowhere I say! Though we be singin' the shanty to keep the spirits up and away, never you fear.

Aye, this storm's a long one, but she be blowin' herself out soon enough. When we get through, we'll take count of the losses and set course for treasure island to build up our stores! No man left behind! ARRRR!!